It was a humid Saturday night and the F family members were inside the bedroom preparing for dreamland when the cutie, out of the blue, just rattled.
O: Daddy I think I will not get married when I grow up.
D: Oh, why is that?
O: I will be too embarrassed to get a wife, that’s why.
D. And why should you be embarrassed?
O: It’s because I have to do “lips to lips” with her in front of people! And that’s really embarrassing!!!!
On another occasion, the little one blurted,
O: Mommy, I have an idea. I can actually get married, but on one condition.
M: What is it?
O: During the ceremony, instead of the preacher saying , “You may now kiss the bride,” He should say something else.
M: What is he supposed to say then?
O: “You may now hug the bride!”
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